New South Wales, Australia.

Maynerd, AFL, TV, my Xbox.

Essendon Bombers.

Cornify

 

Putting it to good use already.

Putting it to good use already.

My boss bought me a Skeeta pillow pet. Sometimes coming to work is okay. #naptime #donthesash

My boss bought me a Skeeta pillow pet. Sometimes coming to work is okay. #naptime #donthesash

Found these sitting next to a bin. DOUBLE HAPPINESS!!!

Found these sitting next to a bin. DOUBLE HAPPINESS!!!

Eating a pie from McDonald’s. For science. #notevenhungry #couldntpassupthisopportunity  (at McDonald’s Sutton Forest)

Eating a pie from McDonald’s. For science. #notevenhungry #couldntpassupthisopportunity (at McDonald’s Sutton Forest)

at Australian War Memorial

at Australian War Memorial

at Australian War Memorial

at Australian War Memorial

at Australian War Memorial

at Australian War Memorial

And these cunts are just terrifying. Fuck off swan!

And these cunts are just terrifying. Fuck off swan!

These motherfuckers think I’m gunna give them bread.

These motherfuckers think I’m gunna give them bread.

After the initial growling at me for walking in on their owner showering, I made friends with the strange, pyjama’d dogs.

After the initial growling at me for walking in on their owner showering, I made friends with the strange, pyjama’d dogs.